04-10-2006, 07:52 PM
The new pope has contracted a very rare disease and his peers tell him that the only way he can be cured is to have sex. "I can't do that" says the pope "I have taken the vow of chastity and having sex would dishonour the Vatican!" However after much consultation with both the doctor and the church elders he reluctantly agrees....
"but I do have 4 conditions" he says. "firstly, the woman should be blind so she cannot see who she is having sex with...secondly, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear who she is having sex with.....and thirdly, she should be mute, so if she does find out, she will not be able to tell anyone who she has been with"
"And the fourth?", say the elders
"oh yeah" says the pope "she's gotta have real big tits!"
I thank you.....a
"but I do have 4 conditions" he says. "firstly, the woman should be blind so she cannot see who she is having sex with...secondly, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear who she is having sex with.....and thirdly, she should be mute, so if she does find out, she will not be able to tell anyone who she has been with"
"And the fourth?", say the elders
"oh yeah" says the pope "she's gotta have real big tits!"
I thank you.....a